quinta-feira, 10 de fevereiro de 2011

I'm here to win!


It was precisely 1:49 PM when André Dá-lhes das Boas was seen by one of our reporters walking along the north bank of the Thames. Questioned about what he was doing in England, the Portuguese wonder-manager answered enigmatically: "I'm here to win!"

Late in the afternoon, Das Boas was presented in Stamford Bridge as the new manager of London FC after having signed a £500 million contract, well above the crazy amount paid by Benfica to secure Alvarinho.

Seated at the right of Das Boas, London FC’s owner Roman Abramovich stated confidently: “We want to be more than a club from a single London Borough! We want to be London’s club! Chelsea FC is now proudly called London FC and André Dá-lhes das Boas is the perfect man to lead us in the pursue of our ambitious objectives.”

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é de mim ou o jornalista só viu o da-lhe das boas 8 minutos depois de lhe tirar a foto?